1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,602 (TWENTYONE PLAYING) 4 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:40,007 * Another wish didn't work out 5 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,712 * Another nothing we can scream about 6 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,714 * All fall down 7 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,549 (ALARM CLOCK BEEPING) 8 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,120 Wake up, please, sir. 9 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,523 It's calendar day. 10 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,058 Mmm, Lucy. 11 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,562 Forget about calendar day. 12 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,264 * All fall down 13 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,366 Wrong answer, Dick. 14 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,703 * She's so tall with her hands up 15 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:10,838 (SIGHING) 16 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:14,542 * I'm so small whenever she's around 17 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:18,078 * Someday soon I'm gonna tell her but 18 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,283 * I'm not twenty-one 19 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,521 * Another dream didn't work out 20 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:31,525 * So you found a way to let it out 21 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:35,429 * All fall down 22 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,066 What are you doing? 23 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,734 It's calendar day. Wake up. 24 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,636 What time is it? 25 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,104 She's gone already, Joe. 26 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,475 One more wasted day. 27 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,009 Not true, Devil Girl! 28 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,645 * All fall down 29 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:54,282 Come on, baby, be there. Come on, Janey. Come on, baby. 30 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,383 Please, sweetheart. 31 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,985 She's probably got some gorgeous man's face 32 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,753 in an unspeakable place. 33 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,989 Oh, Lucy, come on. Come on. 34 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,425 Yeah, hello. 35 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,260 My girlfriend Jane. 36 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,662 So who... 37 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:12,166 What's that, right there? 38 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,301 What's goin' on? 39 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,403 Oh, that's, uh... That's... That's nothing. 40 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,004 That's... That's just her brother. 41 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:20,808 That's her, uh... That's her... That's her gay brother. 42 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,744 What's her gay brother doing to her? 43 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,214 Because I, I don't have my glasses. I can't see. 44 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,717 Oh, my god. Why, that's just... Oh. 45 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,051 I mean, that should be illegal. 46 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,321 You just can't have naked men wandering around. 47 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:35,122 That's just disgusting. 48 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,224 LUCY: So, Joe, 49 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,025 don't you think that this, this painting 50 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,159 you've done of Jane here 51 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,295 in the kitchen is a tad incomplete? 52 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,096 That there might... Joe? 53 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,267 Okay. I, I can't really hear any assholes talking! 54 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:54,242 * And if she, and if she comes again and scares me 55 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:58,312 * I'm gonna conjure up a prayer to be stronger 56 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,348 LUCY: Okay, Dick. 57 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:02,383 Rise and shine, and leave. 58 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:05,686 DICK: Come on, Lucy. It's Saturday. Let's snuggle. 59 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,987 LUCY: Come on, dick. 60 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,423 Here's $5, all right? 61 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:13,461 * I'm so small whenever she's around 62 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:16,997 Go buy yourself a nice breakfast. 63 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,734 * She's so tall with her hands up * 64 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,271 Al. 65 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,806 My best friend! I love you! 66 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,341 I love you! 67 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:28,642 Joe! Get the hell off me. 68 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:29,977 I'll be right back. 69 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,514 (CLEARS THROAT) 70 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:38,252 Dick, Richie, Rich, Ricardo. 71 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,953 DICK: Joe, have you seen my shoe? 72 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,055 Have I seen your shoe? No. 73 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,757 Come on, Lucy, man, let's do this. 74 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,025 LUCY: You all dressed? 75 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,127 Uh... Well, my, my shoe. 76 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,996 Oh, you can get it next time. 77 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:51,765 You are too brutal, Lucy. Give the guy a break. 78 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,740 Bye, Dick. Have a nice time. 79 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:00,874 I'll call you. 80 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,610 You know, you're doin' it again. 81 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:03,911 What am I doing? 82 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,513 Mushing my head out the door. 83 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:08,549 Could you not mush my head out the door? 84 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,984 I wasn't mushing you. You were leaving. 85 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,854 I can't take this anymore. 86 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,824 Lucy, I want you to decide. 87 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:20,193 After two and a half years of sleeping with you, 88 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:24,231 uh, goin' to dinner, 89 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,867 um, uh, 90 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:31,071 not seein' anyone else, meeting families, 91 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,675 I think I... I... I think I may have given you a ring at one point? 92 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,011 Am I... Are we... Uh... Do... 93 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:45,052 Are we boyfriend and girlfriend, or no? That's it. 94 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,824 Let me see. 95 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,394 Oh, Lucy. Not the hug test again. 96 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,764 No, Dick. 97 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,499 What? 98 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,567 No. 99 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,841 Oh. I... 100 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:09,710 Bye, Lucy. 101 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:10,844 Goodbye. 102 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,112 (CLEARS THROAT) 103 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,514 Bye, Dick. 104 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,050 LUCY: Missed a spot. 105 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,219 What is up with that guy, Lucy? 106 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:23,223 Dick? You know, Dick is Dick. We're friends. 107 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:26,894 Listen, did you guys used to, uh... 108 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,496 We used to. 109 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,097 Did you, uh... 110 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,066 Did you go down on him, or... 111 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,234 Sometimes. 112 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:35,503 Really? 113 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,539 Listen, I was wondering, do guys like that better than... 114 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,740 Definitely. 115 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,875 Really? Absolutely. 116 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,644 You'd take that over that? 117 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,745 Any day of the week. 118 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,179 Huh. 119 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,415 (SIREN WAILING) 120 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,649 Listen, 121 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,684 (SIGHS) 122 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,954 Does he have a, uh, a big, uh... 123 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,489 Mmm. It's average. 124 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,090 Bigger than me? 125 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,526 Well, I don't know. I've never... 126 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,260 Yeah, you have. After I take a shower. 127 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,963 Yeah, but never in its full... 128 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,632 About 10. 129 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,799 Five. 130 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,934 No. 131 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,035 (CHUCKLING) 132 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,202 I said 10. 133 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,071 Five. Guys always double it. 134 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,773 Really? 135 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:13,874 Oh, yeah. 136 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:21,014 So if, uh... If I had said, uh, six... 137 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,049 Three. 138 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,551 Really? 139 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,752 Mmm-hmm, three. 140 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,919 Jesus! 141 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:30,123 I know, uh... I know a lot of guys that say six. 142 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,560 Three. 143 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:36,697 (SIGHING) 144 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,165 Joe? 145 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,266 Yes? 146 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,638 Remember that death pact that we made in college? 147 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,274 Excuse me? 148 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:50,678 The death pact that we made in college. 149 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:52,780 No. 150 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,281 That guy, Billy Gash, had just dumped me, 151 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,149 and that girl that you were so mad for, 152 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,786 she wouldn't even look at you, talk to you or anything. 153 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,755 Her name was, um, Betsy or, uh... 154 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,724 Belinda! 155 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,159 Belinda Slaughter. I was completely in love with her. 156 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,227 She wouldn't even look at me. 157 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,328 I know. 158 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,663 I was devastated. 159 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:10,998 I know. 160 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,505 All right, Lucy. What did we say? 161 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:21,374 That if, uh... If we didn't have wonderful, intimate relationships 162 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:25,946 with serious familial possibilities by the time you turned 30, 163 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,648 we would kill ourselves? 164 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:28,882 Yeah! 165 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,119 (CHUCKLING) 166 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,988 I am so happy to be an adult 167 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,658 and not have to suffer through painful nights like that. 168 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,959 Yeah. That was pretty bad. 169 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,193 (CHORTLES) 170 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,262 Can you believe that? A death pact? 171 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,497 I know. 172 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:53,040 How old are you now, anyway, Lucy? 173 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:56,209 What are you, like... You're like, what, 26, 27? 174 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,945 Nope. 29. 175 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:01,615 When's your birthday? It's like, uh, November 20th? 176 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:05,052 March 1st. We have one month to go. 177 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,420 What? 178 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:09,623 Joe, we are two disgruntled people, 179 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,224 dissatisfied with our present lives. 180 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:15,028 Now, all I'm sayin' is that we should kill ourselves to get ourselves going. 181 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,764 Okay, okay, Lucy? I'm going. 182 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,699 I don't need to die, okay? I'm already going. 183 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,635 No, you're not going, Joe. And neither am I. 184 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,671 The world is a scary place. 185 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,406 It's becoming painfully clear you're the most scary thing in it... 186 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,576 Joe, Joe, listen to me. Listen. 187 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,010 We can't waste any more time. 188 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,345 You have to meet somebody by the time that you're 30 189 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,914 so that you're together for a few years, 190 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,216 so you know you have staying power in the relationship 191 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,418 so you don't mess up your children with divorce. 192 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,688 That makes you 33 by the time you have your first kid, 193 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,155 which is the perfect age, 194 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,725 because then you don't hit menopause until that child is at college. 195 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:48,061 Any other plan is a disaster, and that's why we agreed on the pact. 196 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,097 Lucy, come on! 197 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,364 All right, we're coming. Hold on. 198 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,066 You stay there, kids. 199 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:57,137 Now, we both believe in God and reincarnation and all that stuff, right? 200 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,672 Yeah. Of course. Okay. 201 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,008 So why bother playing out the rest of a sad life? 202 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,945 Divorce, unhappy children, unrealized ambitions. 203 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:08,616 We're going to say, "If we don't hit it in 28 days, we just end it." 204 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,317 Let God start fresh with us. 205 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,419 It's selfish of us to think any other way. 206 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,922 CHILDREN: Come on, Lucy! Come on! 207 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:18,158 (YELLING) 208 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:21,261 Look, I don't want you kids listening to her any longer. She's no longer stable. 209 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,529 Shut up, Joe. 210 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,831 Be quiet! 211 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,299 Thank you. Okay. Who's first? 212 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,837 Mmm, I think... 213 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,739 Eddy. 214 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,842 I like this guy Billy, but I'm too afraid to talk to him. 215 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,510 Send him a note and tell him exactly how you feel. 216 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,846 20 cents, please. 217 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,749 Oh, okay. I'll take it in a second. 218 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:46,386 Okay. Let's see. Who might be next? Sam, please. 219 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:51,524 I left a tooth under my pillow and the tooth fairy only left me a quarter. 220 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,927 Okay. You go to your mother, and you say, 221 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:57,330 "Mommy, if this is all the tooth fairy can afford, 222 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,399 "I think she needs it more than I do." 223 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,801 15 cents, please. Thank you. 224 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,236 I can't believe you take money from these kids. 225 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,374 They like giving it to me. It makes them feel like adults. 226 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,609 All right, kids. Class time. 227 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,145 (SCREAMING) 228 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,682 You have therapy now? 229 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,849 Yes. 230 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:16,917 Thank God. 231 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,253 Come on, you little creeps! Get in there! 232 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,923 Get in there, you nutty kids! 233 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,108 I have nothing to say. 234 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,779 Don't you think that this whole process 235 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,749 is about getting to your feelings of ambivalence? 236 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:52,419 Look, what I say isn't important. It's what you say. 237 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,587 I'm sure that's what you think. 238 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,957 But I have nothing to say. 239 00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,827 And I think we're out of time. 240 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,962 Ooh. 241 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,472 All right. 242 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,640 (SIGHING) 243 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,777 I might have something to say. 244 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,446 Well, maybe you can say it next week. 245 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,348 Maybe. 246 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,150 Mmm. 247 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,985 Thanks, Lucy. 248 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,820 You've been a great help. 249 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,156 Uh, Picasso. 250 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,224 Molly. 251 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,893 Hmm. 252 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,828 People with heads like water balloons 253 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,997 and eyes in the middle of their faces? 254 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,466 Sweet. Very nice. 255 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,835 Oh. A tough one for our little expert over there. 256 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,270 Gauguin. Emily. 257 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,173 That really gross guy who sent his ear in the mail to his brother 258 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,474 and then he killed himself. 259 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,377 No that's close, though. That was Van Gogh, Gauguin's best friend. 260 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,947 All right, listen. Pair up, all you little munchkins, and, uh, start painting. 261 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,616 Come with me! Come with me! 262 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,951 TED: I called again. 263 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,787 I can't believe I called again, 264 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,523 making my lover my authoritarian parental scapegoat, 265 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,860 thus digressing in my analysis. 266 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:11,664 This clear, sort of Edwardian, mystical martyrdom that I... 267 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,839 Did you just yawn? 268 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,608 Am I boring you? 269 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:25,478 Oh, well, I'm so sorry my problems bore you, Lucy. 270 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,981 Yes, you do bore me, Ted. 271 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:32,152 This story of yours bores me. Every week, for an hour, it's the same thing. 272 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,621 "I didn't want to call. He made me feel like shit. 273 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,157 "It made me feel like shit, but I called." 274 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,558 It bores me. 275 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,395 Well, it bores me, too! 276 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:46,233 This ultimate Faustian prison. 277 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,638 I want to stop. Why the hell do you think I see you? 278 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,440 I don't know. Maybe you're bored? 279 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,844 I look at the phone. I stare at the phone. 280 00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,814 Then I pick up the phone. I feel I am the phone. 281 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,649 I'm imprisoned by the phone. 282 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,652 BOTH: Therefore, I am a prison, 283 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:09,022 with the phone as my bars. 284 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,258 (SIGHING) 285 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,446 (GLASS SHATTERING) 286 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,787 (GLASS TINKLING) 287 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,431 (CHUCKLING) 288 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,415 Where's your partner? 289 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,218 No? 290 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,720 Couldn't find a partner? 291 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,623 (JOE SIGHING) 292 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,092 Man, I know how you feel. 293 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,162 I don't have a partner, either. 294 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,164 Do you wanna be my partner? 295 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,869 Really? Uh-huh. 296 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,773 You serious? Uh-huh. 297 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,675 All right. 298 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,579 What do you wanna paint? A rainbow. 299 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,548 Yeah? Mmm-hmm. 300 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,116 All right. 301 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,684 (COUGHING) 302 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,886 Start with what? A little red over here? 303 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,864 (GLASS CRUNCHING) 304 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,132 (SIGHS) 305 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,569 Who would... 306 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,538 A person could... 307 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,811 Oh, goodness. Who would leave this phone here like this? 308 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,487 God! 309 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,790 (DOOR OPENING) 310 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,160 Hi. 311 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,296 Hi. 312 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,864 How was class? 313 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,301 Okay. 314 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,536 Good. 315 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,174 Do you think you help people in therapy, Lucy? 316 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,709 Well, I try. 317 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,578 I think it's possible. 318 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,382 The pain of these little kids sometimes is, uh... 319 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,385 Just, uh, makes me sad. 320 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:55,522 Another deep-painting-subject day? 321 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,626 Why do you always do that? 322 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,229 Why do you act flippant about things that are important to me? 323 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,397 You've reconsidered the death pact, I hope? 324 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,100 You are so afraid that I may be right 325 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,069 you will not answer one simple question, will you? 326 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,939 What I really hear you saying is that you're frightened about something, Joe. 327 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,574 So, do you want to tell me about it 328 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,077 or do you want to continue to project your fears onto me? 329 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,846 I'm not projecting shit. 330 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,116 Why do you act flippant about things that are important to me? 331 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,385 Well, I don't feel that I do. 332 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,254 Well, I'm telling you, you do. 333 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,722 Well, that's your perception. 334 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,224 It's not perception, Lucy. 335 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,759 You make me feel like shit 336 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,262 when you act like you don't care about things that are important to me. 337 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,464 Period. That's how I feel. That's no perception. 338 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,200 What, is this about Jane? Are you having a crisis about Jane? 339 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,869 Because I could understand... If I were celibate, 340 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,405 if I were saving myself for five years for somebody. 341 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,474 If I was obsessing over somebody for five years 342 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,309 and I didn't even have the courage to speak to them, 343 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,913 I can imagine that I might be in a bit of a crisis about this person. 344 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,516 You just have a glib little response for everything, don't you? 345 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,251 You're, like, in this little, protected shell. 346 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:03,423 You hide behind your smug, pseudo-intellectual, you know, psycho-babble humor. 347 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,659 I mean, you wanna talk about being afraid, Lucy? Why don't we talk about Dick? 348 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,596 Why don't we talk about two and a half years of you hiding behind Dick, 349 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,364 a man that you don't give a shit about, 350 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,166 you could care less about how he feels, 351 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,002 and turned down everything that's come along. 352 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,838 I mean, if you want to talk about being afraid, Lucy, forget about me. 353 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,041 I mean, let's talk about you. 354 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,544 If everybody weren't afraid, Joe, then nobody would know 355 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,879 how nice it feels to be safe. 356 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,122 All right, Lucy. 28 days. 357 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,627 I'm gonna talk to Jane. 358 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,397 You're gonna go out with anyone that asks. 359 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,200 At the end of this month, if nothing changes, 360 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,236 you and I jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. 361 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,070 Fine. 362 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,241 Fine. 363 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,547 (WHISTLING) 364 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,269 LUCY: This is it. You take it. I can't look at it. 365 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,870 Oh, my god! 366 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,072 All right. "The New York City Board of Education 367 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,276 "is pleased to inform you that, having met the necessary requirements... 368 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,278 "B.A. in Education." Yeah, we have that. 369 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,247 "Recommendations, commitment of enrolment." We have that already. 370 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,316 "Your application has been accepted." Oh! 371 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,319 "Just answer the following questions," blah, blah... What questions? 372 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,088 They're tryin' to tell me that they're gonna give us our school! 373 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,624 What are the questions, Joe? What are the questions? 374 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,893 Uh, "What is your projected teaching philosophy?" 375 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,861 Progressive but honest. 376 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,830 What, like teaching kids how to kill themselves 377 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,032 if they don't have boyfriends by 4th grade? 378 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,234 That's not fair. Taxi! 379 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,669 When do we actually get the building to put our school in? 380 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,004 As soon as we get the money. 381 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,105 When do we get the money? 382 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,573 Right now. Simon. Excellent. 383 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,177 (TAXI TIRES SCREECHING) 384 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,345 (SCOFFS) 385 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,080 "Bwick Elias." Yeah, whatever. 386 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,783 SIMON: How's Joe? 387 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,519 LUCY: He's terrific. He's good. 388 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,855 He still infatuated with that woman who lives across the street? 389 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,790 (SLURPING) Mmm-hmm. 390 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,560 Did you hate grade school, Daddy? 391 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,395 No. Did you? 392 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,163 Yeah. 393 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,732 Oh! 394 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,035 And actually, that's what I, I sort of wanted to talk to you about. 395 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,903 See, I've really been thinking a lot... 396 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,907 Well, actually, Joe and I were talking about... 397 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,477 What? 398 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,581 (SIGHS) 399 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,949 Come on, Lucy. No, never mind. 400 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,083 What? 401 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,185 Nothing. Nothing. Really, it's nothing. 402 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,121 You got your stuff in to Harvard, right? Mmm-hmm, yeah. 403 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,323 Good. 404 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,292 Yeah. 405 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,631 You know, Mom used to tell me that if I... 406 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,933 If I sat here on this mushroom and I wished really hard, 407 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,270 that Alice would take me to Wonderland with her. 408 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,038 Yeah? Yeah, but I would get really discouraged. 409 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:09,108 I must have come here after school every day for months, 410 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,311 and I would stand here and... 411 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,114 Actually, I'd sit right here, desperately hoping, 412 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,317 you know, wishing. 413 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,819 Nothing. She never showed. Then one day, this... 414 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,623 By the way, I have, um... I have some mail for you at the house. 415 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,092 You know, they keep sending it to my address. 416 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,927 Well, you can have it forwarded to me. 417 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,996 Sure. 418 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,865 Well, it's great seeing you. You look terrific, sweetheart. 419 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:33,966 Thanks. 420 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,303 I love you. 421 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,504 See you next week. 422 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,039 Okay. Bye. 423 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,541 Bye. 424 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,476 (SIGHING) 425 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:45,978 Bye. 426 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,429 (ORDINARY PLAYING) 427 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,976 * Grabbed my favorite dress 428 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,211 * But it's so ordinary 429 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,616 * So I slashed my jeans 430 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:29,121 * Yeah, yeah my hair's a mess 431 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:32,392 * It's very arbitrary 432 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,261 * Pass the scissors please 433 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,500 * He said 434 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:44,337 * "Baby, I think you need a long vacation" 435 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,739 * I said 436 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,777 * "I think I need a little levitation" 437 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,546 * I'm the only one 438 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,318 * I'm the only one 439 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,989 * Spinning like the barrel of a shotgun 440 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:06,359 * I'm the only one 441 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,761 * In an ordinary life 442 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,105 Fuck. 443 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,239 You're mine! 444 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,543 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 445 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,278 (SIGHING) 446 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,804 Any guy. 447 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,614 You look very pretty today. 448 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:02,982 (CHUCKLING) Oh. 449 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,884 Thank you. 450 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,655 You look like an idiot. 451 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,823 Excuse me? 452 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,426 Savant! 453 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:18,264 I meant you looked like an idiot savant. 454 00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,601 I mean, I think you have, probably, I believe, savantian qualities. 455 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,636 I think we all have savantian qualities. I just... 456 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,572 May I take you on a date tonight? 457 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,840 Food for thought. Ooh! Gotta run. 458 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,010 Maybe I'll see you around. I... 459 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,946 Tomorrow night, 8:00? 460 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,082 Great. 461 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,786 (BALL THUDDING) 462 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,755 Oh, fuck. 463 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,558 (PANTING) 464 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,130 Okay, okay! Okay. 465 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,235 (WHISPERING) Fuck. 466 00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:27,900 JANE: Hey, Al. 467 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,001 Good morning. 468 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,169 How you doin', buddy? 469 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,203 (AL CHUCKLING) 470 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,276 She's in there, right? 471 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,444 No, she's not in there. 472 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,779 Oh, come on. You saw her go in. 473 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:40,947 No, I didn't see her. 474 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,281 I'm gonna talk to her today. 475 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,516 Yeah, I heard that before. 476 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,851 You are my best friend, man. 477 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,085 Yeah, yeah. I love you. 478 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,154 Yeah. I love you too. Yeah, yeah. Eat shit. 479 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,667 Okay, here we go. Good. 480 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,101 How you been? 481 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,202 Good. And you? 482 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,538 Fine. Long time no see you. 483 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:08,708 Uh, tell me something. Do you... Do you reckon these things really work? 484 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:11,744 Just talk to her, man. You gotta fuckin' talk to her! 485 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,713 What are these for? Ginseng. 486 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,047 They is for men. 487 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:16,583 What does it do for men? 488 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:17,717 You know. 489 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,852 Okay. What does it do for women? 490 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:23,723 You just walk over, and you talk to the woman. 491 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,025 Okay? It's not a big production, 492 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,460 it doesn't have to be all dramatic all the time. 493 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:30,663 You just walk over and you... 494 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,431 And you die. 495 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,701 You walk over and you die, because you're so... 496 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,002 (EXCLAIMS) 497 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,906 Here you go. See you. 498 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,774 Thanks, guys. Have a good one. 499 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,442 Bye-bye. Bye. 500 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,511 (EXHALING) 501 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,214 Hi! 502 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:50,850 It's bad. 503 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,652 AL: (LAUGHING) "Hi!" 504 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:54,621 Shut up! 505 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:55,755 AL: "Hi!" 506 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,556 (AL LAUGHING) 507 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:58,625 (AL COUGHING) 508 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:02,695 JOE: Look, Lucy. Come on. 509 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,463 I said I'd kill myself up here with you in three weeks, 510 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:06,633 the least thing you can do is do my picnic thing. 511 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,035 I mean, we might as well get used to the place, you know? 512 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,437 What if people see us? I hate this, Joe. 513 00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,139 I'm freezing. I'm very cold. 514 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:16,809 Lucy, I think if we jump, people are gonna see. You know what I mean? 515 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,078 Hot chocolate? Thank you. 516 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,347 So you were telling me that you spoke to Jane? 517 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,683 Uh, yes. I did. 518 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,618 Really? What'd she say? 519 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:28,054 Nothing. She had left the deli already. 520 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,521 Oh, Joe. 521 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,290 Come on. It was close, Lucy. 522 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:34,593 Anyway, listen, I don't know what I was thinking. I thought of a genius plan. 523 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:35,795 What's that? 524 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,430 I have an art opening. I invite her. She comes. 525 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:40,532 She sees how huge I am. She's mine. 526 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,568 Oh, that's very sweet. 527 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,736 You know me, baby. 528 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,772 (CHUCKLING) 529 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,541 This is nice. 530 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,644 Thank you. 531 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:52,845 It's pretty. 532 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,649 (SIGHING) 533 00:26:58,584 --> 00:26:59,752 Joe? 534 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,920 Yeah? 535 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,454 Would you drink my spit? 536 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:06,325 Oh, come on! Can you just take your weird survey somewhere else? Please. 537 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,327 Please answer the question. 538 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,665 All right. I'm gonna answer your question, 539 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,601 but this is the last time I ever want to talk about this. 540 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,336 The last time. Forever. 541 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,871 Okay. You swear? 542 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,075 All right, now, what are you talking about? 543 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:26,078 You know Mother Teresa and the missionaries, they drink the lepers' spit? 544 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,213 Yeah. 545 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,115 I was just wondering if you'd drink mine. 546 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,184 Now, now, how would we actually do it, again? I mean, you would just... 547 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,221 I would just open my mouth and you'd just spit right in there? 548 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,990 Or would you spit in a cup and I'd just drink it out of a cup? 549 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,692 No, no. I'd be, like... 550 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:44,196 You know, I'd pucker my lips, and I'd gather the spit in my lips like this: 551 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:48,968 (SLURPING) 552 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:54,273 Like that, you know? And then you'd kiss me, and you'd suck it up. 553 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,710 Um... 554 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,746 No, I don't think I'd be interested in that. 555 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,547 Really? Yeah. 556 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,082 What, you don't love me enough? 557 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,717 Of course I love you. It's not that. 558 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,719 But you, you don't really want to kiss me. 559 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,988 You're gorgeous. I'd make out with you right now. 560 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,923 I just don't wanna drink your spit. 561 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:14,193 Well, when people kiss a lot, they basically drink each other's spit. 562 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,594 I know. But that, that's different. 563 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,696 That's involuntary mutual spit exchange. 564 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,365 Huh. 565 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:26,739 (SIGHING) 566 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:28,741 I have a date tomorrow night. 567 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,843 What? I have a date tomorrow night. 568 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,678 With who? 569 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,214 Just this really cute idiot-savant guy I met. 570 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:38,250 What, he started... He started talkin' to you? 571 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:39,651 Where? Like on the street or something? 572 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:40,987 In a coffee shop. 573 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,121 And you liked him? 574 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,455 Mmm. 575 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:46,325 No, but you had to go out with him 'cause of our death pact! 576 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:48,494 (LAUGHING) I told you it would all work out! 577 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,197 I love this life! I love it! 578 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,106 (DOORBELL BUZZING) 579 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:08,915 Hi. 580 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:09,982 Hi. 581 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,130 Well, thanks for walking me home. 582 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:26,165 Oh, please. It was my pleasure. 583 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,499 I had a wonderful time. 584 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:29,268 Yeah. It was fun. 585 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,905 So give me a call next week or whatever. 586 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,040 I'd like that. 587 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,207 (WHISPERING) Good. 588 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,919 May I use your bathroom? 589 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:51,723 Sure. It's that door, right behind you. 590 00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:52,791 Thanks. 591 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:11,543 SPORTSCASTER: In sports, the Nuggets just got by the Knicks, 114 to 112. 592 00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:13,946 The Lakers had no hope against the Rockets... 593 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,417 (SIGHING) 594 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,088 JOE: So tell me about your date last night. 595 00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:24,857 Well, he was very nice. He was a perfect gentleman. 596 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:28,194 He took me to dinner and, and dessert and cappuccino, and... 597 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,298 Then he walked me home, and... 598 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,365 Yeah? 599 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,070 And then, then... 600 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,875 Well, he went into the bathroom, and he didn't come out 601 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,743 for a very long time. 602 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:52,718 He went into the bathroom, 603 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:55,054 and he didn't come out for a very long time. 604 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:58,724 Huh. 605 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:04,897 Well, like, like how long? Like, like, how long was he in there, like an hour? 606 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:08,534 Mmm, like 20 minutes. 607 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,801 Really? 608 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,406 All right. Go ahead, go ahead. Come on. go ahead! 609 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,376 It was... It was nothing. It just was strange. 610 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,279 What happened in our bathroom? Were there gesticulations? I mean, were... 611 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,014 No! Did you hear noises? 612 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:26,485 He just went to the bathroom. That's all. It was nothing. It just seemed odd to me. 613 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:27,954 He just went to the bathroom? 614 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,322 Yes, that's all. See? Just weird. 615 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:33,859 What, number two? 616 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,728 Oh, Joe! I don't want to talk about this anymore! 617 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:38,064 Wait. 618 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:41,067 He took some stanky shit in our bathroom? 619 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,269 Is that what you're trying to say? Oh, my god! 620 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:45,071 That man took you out for dinner, 621 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,306 bought you a cappuccino and everything, 622 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,641 and walked you home, perfect gentleman, 623 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:52,778 went into our house, into our bathroom, stayed there for an hour, 624 00:31:52,811 --> 00:31:55,147 taking some stanky, foul-smelling shit, 625 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,848 and then just... Then just left. 626 00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,717 (LAUGHING) 627 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,088 That is so disgusting. I can't believe that. 628 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:04,656 God! What is that... 629 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,526 (PANTING) I mean, what is that about? I mean, was he, like, 630 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,495 trying to leave his mark? I mean... 631 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:10,862 God! 632 00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:15,701 (GROANS) 633 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,138 (GIGGLING) 634 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,675 You gonna see him again? 635 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:27,146 Yeah. Yeah. 636 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,616 You probably would. You are gonna see that guy again, aren't you? 637 00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:33,052 You're probably seeing him right now. 638 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:34,120 (GIGGLING) 639 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,395 JOE: * Oh, Jane 640 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:46,232 * How the hell will I get you 641 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,500 * To my opening? 642 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,303 * Will you send me away 643 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,073 * Oh, Jane 644 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:57,009 * Will you kiss me and stop me 645 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,378 * From jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge? 646 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,348 * 'Cause I need... 647 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:04,883 * Need you to... 648 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,186 (CAR HONKING) 649 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,888 (SIREN WAILING) 650 00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:15,994 I've been wanting to meet you for such a long time now. 651 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,663 No, I... I don't put menu. 652 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:18,864 You don't put menu? 653 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:19,931 No, no, no. 654 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,568 What would this be, then, sir? 655 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:23,702 I don't know. 656 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,504 You don't know what this is? No, no. 657 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,972 Oh. You don't know what that is. 658 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,841 That's menu! That's menu. 659 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,044 No, no. Not a menu. No. 660 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,773 Oh, just... 661 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,709 All right, good. Fine. 662 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,078 (PANTING) 663 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:14,153 What? Don't wave at me. 664 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:15,921 I'm in a whole other league here, baby. 665 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,889 Whole other league! 666 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,497 (SPITS) 667 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:33,439 What the... What're you doin'? 668 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,374 Run normal! 669 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:39,044 Okay. This would be the path where normal people run, sir! 670 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:43,349 Okay? The weird triathlete training complex is somewhere else. 671 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:44,583 Okay? 672 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,418 Run normal here. 673 00:34:46,452 --> 00:34:48,787 Okay, get off my path! Get off it! 674 00:34:58,063 --> 00:35:00,299 Oh. Oh, pretty fast, huh? Huh? 675 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,435 Run around the block, huh? Who couldn't run around the block? 676 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,772 You don't think I can run that fast running around the fuckin' block? Huh? 677 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:10,108 Try runnin' 15 miles. Huh? See how fast you run that! 678 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,644 Huh? Fifteen... 679 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:16,548 * Suntan lotion, baby * Suntan lotion, baby 680 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:19,151 I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't stop. Now... 681 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:21,119 * Gotta look sexy Get off me, you maniac! 682 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:23,189 Get the hell away from me! Get out of here. 683 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,523 * ...for the girl tonight 684 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,825 * Gotta look sexy for the girl, tonight 685 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,661 * Gotta look good for the big date tonight, kids 686 00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:31,497 * Suntan lotion, baby 687 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:32,664 Gentlemen. How are you today? 688 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,433 I'm beautiful. How are you? Fine. 689 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:37,035 Listen, I'd like to purchase some suntan products. 690 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,370 S.P. factor? 691 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:39,505 Excuse me? 692 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,072 S.P. factor? 693 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,442 Uh, no. That's okay. I'll just have suntan lotion. 694 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:46,412 What sun protection factor do you need? 695 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:50,349 Oh, sun protection factor. "S.P." Sun protection. 696 00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:51,883 Yes. 697 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,552 I don't know, what do you guys suggest? 698 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:54,753 For you? Yeah. 699 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:55,921 30. 30? 700 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,323 Yeah. 701 00:35:57,356 --> 00:36:00,025 Give me a four. Actually, better yet, gimme that deep, uh, 702 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:02,828 that deep-tanning tropical oil. 703 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,296 That's only 2. Excellent. 704 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:07,299 At least get the total sun blocks for your nose and lips. 705 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,005 (CAR HORN HONKING) 706 00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:35,394 Whatever the fuck it is you think you're doing, do it away from me. 707 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:37,763 Al. 708 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:41,900 Why can't we just love each other? 709 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:44,102 (CAR HORN HONKING) 710 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,389 Come on, Joe. 711 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:04,756 We have to be there in half an hour. We're gonna be late. 712 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,891 I'm not going. 713 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,126 Oh, please, Joe. Come on, will you just... 714 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:10,962 Will you let me see it, at least? Just lift your chin a little... 715 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,799 Five years I wait to meet Jane. 716 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,401 Five years. 717 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,602 (SIGHING) 718 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,570 Will you let me see it? Can I look at it? 719 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,272 I'll tell you if you should worry or not. 720 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:21,707 No. Just lift your face. 721 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,675 Come on. We have to go. 722 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,110 Please? 723 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:29,281 It's... It's not bad. I... I barely see anything. 724 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,549 Lucy, come on! You... 725 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,650 It's so minimal. 726 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:32,818 You barely... 727 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,020 The white... The white ring, I'm talking about. 728 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:37,255 I know what you're talking about, and it's nothing. 729 00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:40,826 No one's gonna even notice it. It's totally... It's fine. 730 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:43,962 No one'll notice it? 731 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,030 Uh-uh. 732 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,065 Doesn't look weird? 733 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,268 No. 734 00:37:50,302 --> 00:37:53,505 It's gonna be fine. Come on, let's go. You have to get dressed still. 735 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,840 (SIGHING) 736 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,376 Okay? You're gonna look great. Don't worry about it. 737 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,677 What if I put some makeup on? 738 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,846 No, don't put makeup on. Do not put makeup on. 739 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,248 You're gonna look great. Just leave it alone and let's go. 740 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,951 All right? Get dressed. All right, all right. Thanks, Lucy. 741 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,052 LUCY: Mmm-hmm. 742 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,320 I'll just be a sec. 743 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,798 JOE: How am I gonna explain? What was I thinking? 744 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,668 How will I explain to her that she's in all my paintings? 745 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:26,405 She's gonna think I'm a, a freaky peeping tom freaker. Freakman. 746 00:38:26,438 --> 00:38:28,574 LUCY: You're the only one that can see that, all right? 747 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:32,043 You're saying you can't see my girlfriend, Jane, in that painting right there? 748 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:34,546 You can't see Jane in this painting? In that painting? 749 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:37,015 Jane kissing God. Jane and the elephants. 750 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,917 Jane and the Jane. The big-love Jane. 751 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:40,686 You can't see that in any of them? 752 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,622 What about that one? You see her face there, her clothes? 753 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,256 She has clothes? 754 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:47,693 All right. Great, fine. 755 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,127 No. Oh, good, fine. Okay, good. 756 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,430 No one can see. Only me. Only me. Okay, good. 757 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:54,533 What is wrong with you? 758 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:56,234 Boy, this is stupid. This is dumb. 759 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:57,603 Relax! 760 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,938 Interview loves it. And I think the Voice does, as well. 761 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,106 Whatever! 762 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,908 It's over 50% sold, Joe! 763 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:06,445 Whatever, Rene. I mean, the girl's not coming. It's just dumb. 764 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,013 Joe. Joe! 765 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,815 MAN: This one I'm going to buy. 766 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:10,982 LUCY: Really? 767 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,786 Yeah, I think it sums up the historical sexual struggle 768 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,623 so completely that it's inspiring. 769 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:22,127 So you would consider yourself... 770 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,164 "Limp cock man"? Yeah. Proudly. 771 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,166 (WHO'S LEAVING WHO? PLAYING) 772 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,836 * Maybe they'll start to believe it 773 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,340 * Who's leavin' who? 774 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:41,980 * Who's leavin' who? 775 00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:47,819 * If I'm leavin' you 776 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,923 * And you insist that's true 777 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,825 * Who's the fool? 778 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:57,629 * You say my eyes are too blue 779 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:03,769 * I used to listen to you 780 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:10,776 * Some things I know got rearranged 781 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:14,713 * Let me out of these sugar chains * 782 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,884 Jesus. 783 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,520 Lucy. Lucy. Lucy... 784 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,055 Oh, my god. 785 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,090 Oh... 786 00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,673 Excuse me. 787 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,374 LUCY: Okay. 788 00:40:43,408 --> 00:40:46,411 Do you know where I can find Joe MacGonaughgill? 789 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:47,946 Oh! 790 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:50,816 You're... Jane. 791 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,585 Yeah, I know. 792 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:57,455 I mean, Jane, I know. I know lots of Janes. 793 00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:00,358 Well, I... I'd... I don't know lots of Janes, 794 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:05,263 but, I have one very good friend named Jane. 795 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:07,499 That's nice. 796 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,667 Wow. 797 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:11,837 You really are pretty. 798 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,439 Thank you. Thanks. 799 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,676 I mean, you look fantastic. That, that, uh... 800 00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,411 Your dress is pretty. 801 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:27,719 So I think that... I think Joe is... Oh! Yep, there he is. 802 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:28,920 Good. 803 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,522 So... Okay. 804 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:35,994 Joe. 805 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:38,864 This is Jane. 806 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:41,332 Jane Lindquist. 807 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:42,601 Hey. 808 00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:47,105 Joe MacGonaughgill. It's good to meet you. 809 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:48,807 I see you met Lucy already. 810 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,776 Yeah, we met over there. 811 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,484 I have herpes. I...I mean, 812 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,988 I...I don't get it downstairs, you know, I just get very, uh, 813 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:07,559 violent herpetic outbreaks on, on my mouth. 814 00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:11,930 I wanted to look, you know, especially nice for...for the opening tonight. 815 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,701 So today I did this, like, tanning thing. 816 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:19,137 So I, I put this sun block around my mouth 817 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:22,007 especially, so I wouldn't get, uh, any cold sores. 818 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,578 I, uh, I...I didn't... I didn't get any cold sores. 819 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:32,183 I did get this ridiculous white ring around my mouth, though, 820 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,185 which, uh... I didn't notice it. 821 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,723 Here's the thing. See, I'm aware 822 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:40,258 that you find me extremely attractive. 823 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,227 There's a... There's a... There's a heat. 824 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,696 You know, there's a thing. 825 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:48,700 And, uh, I know that this might be sort of eating into that moment a bit. 826 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:52,337 Sort of eating into that...that thing, you know. 827 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:57,408 But I want you to know that it will go away soon, 828 00:42:57,442 --> 00:43:02,614 and I will go back to being the incredibly dashing, 829 00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:07,318 handsome, you know, Newman-Brando-esque, you know, 830 00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,788 looking, uh, guy. 831 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:11,456 Shh. 832 00:43:12,157 --> 00:43:13,391 BWICK: Excuse me. 833 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:18,429 I'm Bwick. I've been watching you. 834 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:20,999 I know you see me, us, together tonight. 835 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:22,500 Don't think here. 836 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:25,704 I want to go out now with you all around the city, just you and me. 837 00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:27,939 I want to paint you, innocent, 838 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:30,608 us, out, joyful, good, 839 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:34,545 pleasant, deep. 840 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:38,316 He's, uh... He's Bwick. Bwick Elias. He's a... He's a painter. 841 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:39,651 You paint, right? 842 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:45,190 I... I... Art. 843 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,997 Okay. Oh. 844 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,065 You'll be all right, Lucy. He's harmless. 845 00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:58,036 Okay. So then I guess that, uh, 846 00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:59,871 Bwick and I are just... 847 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,140 Out. ...out, and... 848 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,275 Night and, and... And light. Us. 849 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:06,044 And asphalt and, and... Lighting. 850 00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:07,178 All right. Fine. 851 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:08,914 Well, congratulations, Joe. 852 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,315 Thanks, Lucy. 853 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:13,885 Hey, listen, uh, Mac...Knockadick? 854 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:15,687 Excuse me? 855 00:44:15,721 --> 00:44:18,857 MacKnickknack. MacDick...trick? 856 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,126 MacDicka... MacDickatrick? 857 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:22,293 MacGonaughgill. 858 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:23,795 MacDonaughgill. 859 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:26,431 MacGonaughgill. MacGonaughgill. 860 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:28,399 Joe MacGonaughgill. 861 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:31,069 MacGonaughgill. Joe...MacGonaughgill. 862 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:33,138 You have a, um, 863 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,674 art show. 864 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:39,544 Good. Okay. 865 00:44:39,577 --> 00:44:40,712 Thanks so much. 866 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:41,880 LUCY: Bye. 867 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,890 I love your paintings. 868 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,360 Really? 869 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:56,862 Yeah. Really. 870 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:04,235 Can I ask you somethin'? 871 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:05,503 Yeah. 872 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,074 Are you involved with anyone? 873 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:10,141 Yes. 874 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:13,411 Who? 875 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,184 Him. 876 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:26,357 Really? 877 00:45:32,330 --> 00:45:34,565 He does have quite a limp dick, 878 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:38,904 but he gives the best damn head I've ever had. 879 00:45:48,713 --> 00:45:50,281 Ouch! Good. 880 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,583 That's not good. That makes me feel not good. 881 00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:53,684 Ring the bell, 882 00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:56,788 make a wish. $20 more and I get a room 883 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:58,156 and dinner tonight. 884 00:45:58,189 --> 00:45:59,825 But please, anything will do. 885 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,592 Your wish'll still come true. 886 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:02,894 (BELL RINGING) 887 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,230 Ah. Oh. 888 00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:07,432 (BELL RINGING) 889 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,801 You wanna try? 890 00:46:09,835 --> 00:46:11,102 Sure. 891 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,038 That's the way to do it. 892 00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:14,072 Thanks. 893 00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:17,408 (RINGING) 894 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:20,611 Yeah. 895 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,514 (SIGHS) 896 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,583 Thank you. 897 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,887 Oh, hey! It worked! Bye, thanks for everything. Bye! 898 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,290 Taxi! 899 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,975 So, how was it? 900 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:54,145 Lucy, my imagined ideals 901 00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:57,082 were like tiny, 902 00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:58,917 insignificant bits of nothingness 903 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:02,253 compared to the magnificence which was her beauty. 904 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:06,591 Okay? I am completely in love with her. 905 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:09,694 She is God's woman. 906 00:47:10,795 --> 00:47:12,630 And he has... 907 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,599 He has given her to me. 908 00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:16,834 Wow. That sounds great. 909 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,670 You should be very happy. 910 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,207 You think? 911 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:26,011 Yeah, you should, because she's not a fantasy anymore to you, Joe. 912 00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:28,313 She's a real woman. 913 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:32,717 She is a perfect, real woman. 914 00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:34,619 Come on. 915 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,055 That's nice. 916 00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:40,625 Listen, by the way, what was up with, uh, you leaving with 917 00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:44,395 Bwick Elias? 918 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:46,864 Oh, I don't know, he's funny. He's an idiot, but he's funny. 919 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:49,834 You know, I like this dating thing. I'm sort of getting the thing here. 920 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,171 What I do is sit back and watch 921 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,705 as these strange men 922 00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:58,476 try to impress you in weird and stupid ways. 923 00:47:58,509 --> 00:48:02,480 And then you just, you pick the least disgusting one, I guess. 924 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:06,784 All I can say is, you better pick one of those least disgusting guys in, uh, 925 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:09,120 the next 13 days. Know what I'm sayin'? 926 00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:13,324 You just worry about closin' your own deal. 927 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:18,063 Listen, if we get the school, which I think we're gonna get, 928 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:20,731 but we don't get the weird boyfriends and girlfriends, 929 00:48:20,765 --> 00:48:22,500 do we have to jump anyway? 930 00:48:22,533 --> 00:48:24,402 Good night, Joe. 931 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:25,536 Wait a minute. 932 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:27,638 Could I get some specifics on that weird Bwick thing? 933 00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:29,975 See you tomorrow. No, no, no, no. I told you everything. 934 00:48:30,008 --> 00:48:31,977 Come on, that's not fair, you dog. 935 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,444 You were brilliant tonight, Joe. 936 00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:34,579 I hate you. 937 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:35,746 Sweet dreams. 938 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,115 No, wait. 939 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:39,084 (CHUCKLING) What? What? 940 00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:42,153 Was I okay tonight? 941 00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:43,654 You were the best. 942 00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:44,789 (CLICKING TONGUE) 943 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:45,957 Really? 944 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,258 Good night. 945 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,827 Wait, Lucy, I was... Go to sleep. 946 00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:54,632 Lucy, come on. I was okay, really? 947 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:58,169 LUCY: I love you. Good night. See you in the morning. 948 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,574 JOE: Good night. 949 00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:05,043 LUCY: Night-night. 950 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:10,982 Good night, moon. 951 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,018 What? 952 00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:14,952 Good night, moon. 953 00:49:14,986 --> 00:49:16,354 Good night, moonie-moonie. 954 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:19,190 Good night, fish. Good night, spoon. 955 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:30,168 (PHONE RINGING) 956 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:31,702 Hello? 957 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:33,504 Joe? 958 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,973 Yes. I am Joe. Joe MacGonaughgill. 959 00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:37,842 It's Jane. 960 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:40,511 Jane? We met last night at your opening. 961 00:49:42,713 --> 00:49:43,881 Jane? 962 00:49:46,551 --> 00:49:47,818 (CLATTERING) 963 00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:51,422 Hello? Hi. Hi. Hi. Uh... 964 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:55,093 Hi, Jane? How's it goin'? 965 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:56,861 Great. 966 00:49:56,894 --> 00:49:58,396 Um, what are you doin'? 967 00:49:58,429 --> 00:49:59,664 Just hangin' out. 968 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:01,466 Um, listen, 969 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,934 can I ask, uh, can I ask you a question? 970 00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:05,770 Yeah. 971 00:50:05,803 --> 00:50:08,439 Would you like to have dinner with me? 972 00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:09,674 I'd love to. 973 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:11,642 Really? 974 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:12,777 Mmm-hmm. 975 00:50:12,810 --> 00:50:14,312 Okay, great. 976 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:17,782 Um, I guess I'll just, uh, I'll just give you a call. 977 00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:19,884 Okay, why don't you just do that? 978 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:21,219 Okay. Bye. 979 00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:22,420 Bye. 980 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:23,754 (PHONE BEEPS) 981 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:29,894 Yes! 982 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:39,404 Oh, I guess I'm not dating my new girlfriend now. Bullshit. 983 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:41,139 I'm dating her. We're dating. I got a date with her. 984 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,640 You're a hero. Piss off. 985 00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:46,043 Why can't you ever be happy for me? 986 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:48,079 Why can't you be happy? Piss off! 987 00:50:51,149 --> 00:50:52,417 Lucy! 988 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:53,984 Oh, hi. I'll be down after my session, okay? 989 00:50:54,018 --> 00:50:55,120 Lucy, wait. 990 00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:56,287 What? I'm late. What is it? 991 00:50:56,321 --> 00:50:58,189 Bwick Elias, Lucy. 992 00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:00,091 You know, the painter? Bwick? 993 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:03,161 He's nice. We talked, and he'd like to call you. 994 00:51:03,194 --> 00:51:04,462 I'd like to call you. 995 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,565 Unfortunately, he was too overwhelmed with, um, sadness 996 00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:09,567 by your untimely departure last night, 997 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,437 and, um, he couldn't ask for your number. 998 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:15,373 Too overwhelmed with sadness by your untimely departure last night, 999 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,775 he couldn't ask for your number. 1000 00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:21,479 But, but stalking me was apparently well within your comfort zone. 1001 00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:26,451 I made this for you. 1002 00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,286 Oh. 1003 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,087 You can have it. 1004 00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:34,759 Or we could trade. 1005 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,694 Little birdie for your number? 1006 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:38,095 (COOING) 1007 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:41,966 Thank you. 1008 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:44,202 555-6745. Cellular. 1009 00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:47,238 Hush! Little child speaks what we dare not say. 1010 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,975 I dare for you not to have me call you. 1011 00:51:54,379 --> 00:51:56,013 BWICK: I dare you! 1012 00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:02,453 Which one? 1013 00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:04,955 Well, I think I like this. I like this. This is nice. 1014 00:52:04,989 --> 00:52:06,324 Yeah. It's pretty. 1015 00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:07,892 Yeah, I like that on you. 1016 00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:10,561 It doesn't really matter, 'cause he's not gonna call, anyway. 1017 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,763 Well, if you'd shut up about it, he'd call. 1018 00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,665 And if I don't? 1019 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:16,334 Then he won't. 1020 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:17,468 Oh. 1021 00:52:18,403 --> 00:52:19,604 (CELLULAR PHONE RINGING) 1022 00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:22,740 If I wear these with it, do you think it's too dark? Hello? 1023 00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:25,176 No, I kind of like the dark-light... Hi, Bwick. 1024 00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:28,479 Is she free tonight? 1025 00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:29,814 Yes, she is. 1026 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:31,482 Well. 1027 00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:35,586 I guess I'll be wearing this tonight 1028 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:38,256 on my date, 'cause... 1029 00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:39,490 'cause he called me. 1030 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,259 EMILY: Okay, bye. 1031 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:45,496 BWICK: And down. Slowly. 1032 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:50,368 Slowly. Lower, lower. Good. Good. 1033 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:54,104 Saturation, saturation. And vanquish! 1034 00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:57,041 Vanquish! Vanquish. Good. 1035 00:52:57,074 --> 00:53:00,811 Rotate right. Rotate right. Slowly. 1036 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:04,449 Attitude adjustment. Good. And stab! 1037 00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:06,584 (DOORBELL BUZZES) Ha! Drop. door. 1038 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:08,986 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1039 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:34,445 Bica! 1040 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:38,283 Water. 1041 00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:45,823 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1042 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:47,224 Oh. Come in. It's open. 1043 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:48,726 I've gotta go. Bye. 1044 00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,904 Hi. 1045 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,572 You bought me a shrubbery? 1046 00:54:01,606 --> 00:54:05,476 Well, I was at the, uh, the flower store, 1047 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:07,745 and roses just seemed a little boring. 1048 00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:10,715 So you bought me a shrubbery. 1049 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,650 I wouldn't really call it a shrubbery, Jane. 1050 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:17,021 It's a... It's a ficus tree. It's a very rare and exotic plant. 1051 00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:19,790 Well... 1052 00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:21,759 How wonderfully '80s of you, Joe. 1053 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,461 Fine, I'll just kill it. 1054 00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:25,330 No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't! Don't. 1055 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:26,931 No, no! Don't! No. 1056 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:28,633 I love it. I love it. 1057 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,767 You sure? 1058 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,201 It's beautiful. 1059 00:54:34,038 --> 00:54:35,940 We can put it in my dentist's office. 1060 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,107 (GRUNTS) 1061 00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:38,609 Stop! 1062 00:54:44,248 --> 00:54:47,318 I've never done this in front of anyone before. 1063 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:49,787 I haven't felt comfortable enough. 1064 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,393 Red. 1065 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,475 BWICK: Purple! 1066 00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:21,919 I hate this! You, put purple, all around. Smear. 1067 00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,253 Smear red! 1068 00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:25,490 Red. 1069 00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:27,892 Position 3! 1070 00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:35,265 Now, up. Go. Knees! Down. 1071 00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:37,768 JANE: Sugar? 1072 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:39,470 JOE: Yeah. Two, please. 1073 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,408 What are you smiling about? 1074 00:55:44,409 --> 00:55:45,543 Nothin'. 1075 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:48,112 (SIGHS) 1076 00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:51,616 I'm just happy to be here. 1077 00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,287 I find it really hard to concentrate around you 1078 00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,457 'cause I'm, I'm so into you. 1079 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:04,929 Do you find it at all hard to concentrate around me? 1080 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:07,064 A little bit? Now and then? 1081 00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:16,173 (PANTING) 1082 00:56:16,641 --> 00:56:18,142 It's symbolic. 1083 00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:22,680 Life equals love, 1084 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,214 which actually equals death. 1085 00:56:24,248 --> 00:56:26,116 Life equals death. 1086 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:28,252 (EXHALES) 1087 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,187 LUCY: It's symbolic? 1088 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,556 BWICK: Yeah. 1089 00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:32,957 Symbolic death? 1090 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,626 Symbols of life 1091 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,595 and death and love. 1092 00:56:37,628 --> 00:56:40,931 Life equals death, which is in the middle. 1093 00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:43,333 The subset is love, 1094 00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:46,236 which is really what the symbol is: love. 1095 00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:48,673 Life equals love equals death. It's symbolic. 1096 00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:53,143 Wait. 1097 00:57:02,987 --> 00:57:05,656 You have a woman with life painted on her, uh, 1098 00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:10,060 area, and she's stabbing to death 1099 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:13,163 a man with a knife that says love on it. 1100 00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:17,034 And then in big, bold letters it says, 1101 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:19,369 "life equals love equals death." 1102 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:23,407 I don't know that it's very symbolic, Bwick. 1103 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,242 It's kind of spelled out. 1104 00:57:25,910 --> 00:57:28,479 So it sucks. 1105 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:30,815 Hans. 1106 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:33,217 No, it doesn't suck. It's just that it's not really... 1107 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:34,384 (SPLASHING) 1108 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:36,420 You know, it's... It's a literal painting. 1109 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,088 It's not symbolic, which is fine. 1110 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:39,223 Mmm-hmm. 1111 00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:40,390 It's literal. 1112 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,392 Right. Just literally sucks. 1113 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,161 No. 1114 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:46,964 No, you're right. You're right. It just symbolically sucks. 1115 00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:47,998 Hans! 1116 00:57:52,837 --> 00:57:55,806 It certainly isn't very literal anymore, is it? 1117 00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:58,609 No. It's...It's symbolic. 1118 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,583 JOE: Do you believe in a big love? 1119 00:58:06,951 --> 00:58:09,219 JANE: Is that a serious question? 1120 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:13,290 (JOE SIGHS) 1121 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,694 Look, when I was 16, 1122 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:20,297 I was in love with this guy called William. 1123 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:24,334 I was completely absorbed by him. 1124 00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:26,671 I felt like I had no sense of autonomy, 1125 00:58:26,704 --> 00:58:27,972 no sense of being. 1126 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:30,074 It was almost like I didn't exist without him. 1127 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:32,877 I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I couldn't do anything 1128 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,444 unless he was around. 1129 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,582 It was like I was just the same person, 1130 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:40,651 and I thought that was being madly in love. 1131 00:58:40,685 --> 00:58:42,820 Or the big love, as you'd say. 1132 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,755 You know, I wrote an article just recently 1133 00:58:44,789 --> 00:58:48,325 about how overrated the sense of falling in love is. 1134 00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:52,997 People just seem to think it's all about, like, the initial thing, 1135 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,699 the, the flowers, and the explosions 1136 00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:56,701 and the... And the symphonies 1137 00:58:56,734 --> 00:58:59,236 and that excitement when you see somebody, and then... 1138 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,271 And then what? 1139 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,473 You know? Nobody seems to be able to maintain that. 1140 00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:05,309 That's what I think the big love is, 1141 00:59:05,342 --> 00:59:08,078 the capacity to be... To be able to reinvent the relationship 1142 00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:11,215 to be able to, to grow and to expand and to maintain that feeling 1143 00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:13,050 and not feel that if you don't have it, 1144 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,652 then it's not working, you know, 1145 00:59:14,685 --> 00:59:16,987 and you just walk out and you find it elsewhere. 1146 00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:18,155 (SIGHS) 1147 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:19,957 No, that big love you're talking about, 1148 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:23,060 I think that's... That's... That's just for lovers. 1149 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:32,469 JOE: So, you have some feelings on this issue? 1150 00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:33,871 (JANE CHUCKLES) 1151 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,039 (BELL TOLLING) 1152 00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,206 Huh? 1153 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,375 Mmm, deep-seated feelings. 1154 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:43,347 I need to tell you, you went crazy earlier. 1155 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:47,785 Sometimes I feel things, Lucy. 1156 00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:50,755 What you feel, I treat. 1157 00:59:59,396 --> 01:00:01,031 Do you feel that? 1158 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,469 Maybe. 1159 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:10,474 Flesh 1160 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:11,642 (GIGGLES) 1161 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:12,943 Is symbolic. 1162 01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:16,346 Love 1163 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,383 is flesh. 1164 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:22,286 Flesh 1165 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:23,988 (CONTINUES GIGGLING) 1166 01:00:24,021 --> 01:00:25,322 equals 1167 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:28,258 symbolic. 1168 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,662 Our paintings 1169 01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:34,732 and our fingers 1170 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:37,201 equal symbolic. 1171 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:41,471 Flesh. 1172 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,344 All right, one kiss, but that's all. 1173 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:53,417 JOE: So you don't think that someone 1174 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:55,585 could, like, see someone from afar, 1175 01:00:55,619 --> 01:00:59,690 fall hopelessly in love with them, and live happily ever after? 1176 01:00:59,724 --> 01:01:03,660 One looks everywhere for something to lean on. 1177 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:07,564 One is charmed by the hope of having found it. 1178 01:01:07,597 --> 01:01:11,268 It turns out to be a dream in which the harsh facts 1179 01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,670 are scattered with a rude awakening. 1180 01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:17,607 Who said that? Cher? 1181 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:23,380 No. Marie Anne du Deffand. 1182 01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:24,949 She's a writer. 1183 01:01:30,254 --> 01:01:32,422 You really are funny, you know. 1184 01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:39,930 (WHISPERING) You know what you are? 1185 01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:43,734 You're a girl 1186 01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:45,602 who stands 1187 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:47,371 zero chance 1188 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,176 of ever being kissed 1189 01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,345 by any other man. 1190 01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:00,818 That's what you are. 1191 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:12,529 (POSITIVE PLAYING) 1192 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:18,402 * I got your message, couldn't call you back 1193 01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:22,372 * I was busy gettin' you off my mind 1194 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,473 Joe? 1195 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:28,478 * I saw your girlfriend 1196 01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:31,681 * I think she thinks I want you back 1197 01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:35,519 * God, you surely take your time 1198 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:43,828 * I don't wanna be in your fantasy 1199 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:48,398 * I wish you'd move to China or the moon 1200 01:02:49,633 --> 01:02:51,768 * Positive 1201 01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:55,405 * Capital "p" 1202 01:02:55,439 --> 01:03:00,777 * Positive, you don't belong to me 1203 01:03:00,811 --> 01:03:05,850 * I'm kinda scattered like the pieces of a puzzle 1204 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:09,453 * But our pieces never seem to fit 1205 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:17,094 * And I talk to the mirror looking deep into my eyes 1206 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:20,965 * But I only see this 1207 01:03:23,968 --> 01:03:29,573 * I don't want to be in your diary 1208 01:03:29,606 --> 01:03:34,144 * I didn't mean it when I wished you away 1209 01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:37,247 * Now I'm positive 1210 01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,184 * Capital "p" 1211 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:42,519 SIMON: So, Joe, how's that girlfriend of yours? 1212 01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:46,857 The one you have all those, uh, passive-aggressive, voyeuristic fantasies about? 1213 01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:50,394 With all due respect, Simon, I'd really rather not hear your opinion about it. 1214 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:52,396 Well, Joe, you should let him help you. 1215 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:54,564 He gets paid a lot of money to help people. 1216 01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:56,633 That's all right. 1217 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,870 Wasn't there something important that you needed to discuss with your father? 1218 01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,371 Joe, come on. 1219 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:03,941 What is it, Lucy? 1220 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:05,175 Oh... 1221 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:09,779 Joe and I had been discussing, 1222 01:04:09,813 --> 01:04:12,716 very, very superficially, really, just 1223 01:04:12,749 --> 01:04:16,120 this idea that we, we had 1224 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:19,389 for opening a kids' school. 1225 01:04:19,423 --> 01:04:21,058 A school for kids. 1226 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,460 Huh! 1227 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:28,832 SIMON: Well, that's a fine idea, sweetheart. 1228 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,902 And if you weren't going to Harvard in the fall and then taking over the clinic, 1229 01:04:31,936 --> 01:04:33,503 I'd help you any way I could. 1230 01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:35,940 No, no, of course. I didn't... I was... 1231 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,812 Just explain to me how you're going to Harvard and our school is history. 1232 01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:46,316 What do you suggest that I do, Joe? It's all arranged. 1233 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:48,185 Well, it can all easily be unarranged. 1234 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:50,120 Don't you mean rearranged? 1235 01:04:50,154 --> 01:04:51,255 What? 1236 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:52,990 "Unarranged" isn't a word. 1237 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:54,324 (SIGHS) 1238 01:04:54,358 --> 01:04:56,426 Rearranged. It can all easily be rearranged. 1239 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,928 Rearranged. 1240 01:04:57,962 --> 01:05:01,031 You don't just rearrange a relationship, Joe. It doesn't work like that. 1241 01:05:01,065 --> 01:05:03,968 Whatever. I have a date. So do I. 1242 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:06,103 Great. Five days to go, and we both have dates. 1243 01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:08,138 Then again, your credibility is pretty shot, Lucy. 1244 01:05:08,172 --> 01:05:10,574 Halfway down, you'll want to turn around and go back. 1245 01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:13,377 That's not true. I've never been more resolved. 1246 01:05:14,678 --> 01:05:15,946 Whatever. 1247 01:05:17,481 --> 01:05:19,116 You lied to me. 1248 01:05:26,190 --> 01:05:28,358 Fuck. 1249 01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:31,261 It's always like Mickey Rourke or somebody that 1250 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,998 can't make it to the bed, and they have to do it when they come in the door 1251 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:36,766 standing up against some pillar or something. 1252 01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:40,404 Put you up here like a contortionist 1253 01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:44,374 and do plies and releves 1254 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:46,576 and keep it in there 1255 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:49,246 and get it in there 1256 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,748 and be effective, all at the same time. 1257 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:56,120 I will be perfectly happy to blow your mind, 1258 01:05:56,153 --> 01:05:58,155 but can we just lie down? 1259 01:05:58,688 --> 01:05:59,856 In a minute. 1260 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,229 Have you had an aids test? 1261 01:06:05,262 --> 01:06:06,563 Negative. 1262 01:06:06,596 --> 01:06:07,631 And you? 1263 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,467 15 for 15. 1264 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:11,868 You've had 15 aids tests? 1265 01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:14,738 (MOANING) Every 4 months for the last 5 years. 1266 01:06:14,771 --> 01:06:16,006 (SIGHS) 1267 01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:19,176 Do you shoot drugs? 1268 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:20,244 No. 1269 01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:22,179 Do you fuck guys? 1270 01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:23,747 No. 1271 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:26,550 Do you sodomize junkie prostitutes? 1272 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:28,218 Without a condom? 1273 01:06:28,252 --> 01:06:29,286 Yeah. 1274 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,387 No. 1275 01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:33,423 When was the last time you had sex? 1276 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,293 Five years ago. 1277 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:39,029 Then why all the aids tests? 1278 01:06:39,063 --> 01:06:40,430 I don't want to talk about it. 1279 01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:41,631 Joe! 1280 01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:43,200 What? 1281 01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:45,202 I need to know. 1282 01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:48,972 I'm a little embarrassed about it. Can we just not talk about it? 1283 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:51,141 Why all the aids tests? 1284 01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:55,279 What is it? 1285 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,248 I masturbated. 1286 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:01,385 But you can't even get it from kissing, 1287 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:02,819 let alone jerking off. 1288 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,488 I don't know. 1289 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,423 What about phone sex? 1290 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:10,960 I'll have another test on Thursday. 1291 01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:14,030 I think we're safe now. 1292 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,835 I cannot maneuver like this. 1293 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:21,338 I need to be able to deal with you properly. 1294 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,108 We have to lie down now. 1295 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:27,611 Okay, but it has to be in the kitchen. 1296 01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:29,213 I don't care where it is. 1297 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:31,281 I'll throw your sorry ass on the floor right here and fuck your brains out. 1298 01:07:31,315 --> 01:07:34,318 But you can't see the floor from your apartment. 1299 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:39,523 I know. God, I always hated that I couldn't see your ankles. 1300 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:47,564 Wait. What did you just say? 1301 01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:54,404 You can't see the floor here from your apartment. 1302 01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:01,545 You know that I've been watching you? 1303 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:04,214 All this time, all these years, 1304 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,684 you know that I've been watching you? 1305 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:09,953 Of course. You knew that, Joe. 1306 01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:14,391 (SIGHS) 1307 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,126 Um... 1308 01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:20,397 No, really, uh, 1309 01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:23,533 I didn't. 1310 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:26,102 I was watching you watching me. 1311 01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:27,504 I liked it. 1312 01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:29,939 What's the problem? 1313 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,289 It wasn't like that. 1314 01:08:45,322 --> 01:08:47,391 I've been smitten. I mean, uh... 1315 01:08:49,826 --> 01:08:52,862 I don't want you to be some...some fantasy, I... 1316 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:01,271 I want you to be my girlfriend. 1317 01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:03,973 I want you to be a reality. 1318 01:09:05,175 --> 01:09:07,477 Come on, Joe. 1319 01:09:07,511 --> 01:09:10,046 You never wanted me to be your reality. 1320 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:17,053 And if you do, 1321 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:20,424 you'd better have a look at who's standing in front of you. 1322 01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:29,833 We're not reality material. 1323 01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:36,473 I didn't know that. 1324 01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,984 Joe, what's a cute, 1325 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:53,189 smart, sexy, good-looking guy... 1326 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:56,926 Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last 5 years? 1327 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:00,930 I've been savin' myself. 1328 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,132 For who? 1329 01:10:06,236 --> 01:10:07,937 I guess I don't know. 1330 01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:15,579 See you. 1331 01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:16,880 Come on. 1332 01:10:17,847 --> 01:10:19,082 Joe. 1333 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,184 Come on. 1334 01:10:22,986 --> 01:10:24,288 (SIGHS) 1335 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,193 (ATHENA PLAYING) 1336 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:32,429 * Looking through the wrong lens 1337 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:38,768 * With shadows in my eyes 1338 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,774 * You were hiding in the open 1339 01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:51,315 * Standing by my side 1340 01:10:55,819 --> 01:11:00,657 * All we needed was a river to follow 1341 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:05,862 * And dance in 1342 01:11:06,696 --> 01:11:10,033 * Lay down, Athena 1343 01:11:12,902 --> 01:11:15,539 * In your sea of wine 1344 01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:17,474 JOE: Lucy? Lucy! 1345 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:22,812 * Lay down, Athena 1346 01:11:25,214 --> 01:11:28,284 * Lay down, lay down 1347 01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:31,254 * Lay down 1348 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:34,424 * Crimson river we follow 1349 01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:40,764 * We collide, we collide 1350 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:47,036 * We'll be safe in tomorrow 1351 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,808 Hey. 1352 01:11:53,377 --> 01:11:55,011 What are you doing? 1353 01:11:56,713 --> 01:11:57,947 Nothing. 1354 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:00,283 How is everything? 1355 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,753 It's fine. It's great. 1356 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,590 Yeah? Great. 1357 01:12:09,092 --> 01:12:10,259 You? 1358 01:12:10,293 --> 01:12:11,828 I'm having fun. 1359 01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:17,066 I'm really havin' a great time. 1360 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:18,402 Obviously. 1361 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:20,937 What's wrong with you? 1362 01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:22,672 (SIGHS) 1363 01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:24,908 What are you wearin'? 1364 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:27,143 What do you mean? 1365 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:30,013 What's that? You slapped some paint on it? 1366 01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:33,116 It's very creative. How'd it go over with old Bwicky? 1367 01:12:33,149 --> 01:12:35,151 I don't want to talk about it. 1368 01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:39,889 You don't want to talk about it? 1369 01:12:39,923 --> 01:12:41,458 I don't like your attitude. 1370 01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:43,427 Come on, Lucy. What happened on your date? 1371 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:44,794 I mean, come on. Tell me. Talk. 1372 01:12:44,828 --> 01:12:46,930 We finger-painted, all right? 1373 01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:48,197 He made me dinner, 1374 01:12:48,231 --> 01:12:50,900 we finger-painted, and we talked all night. 1375 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,802 I thought you'd be happy that I had a nice time, 1376 01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:56,606 I thought you'd be happy that we could call off this stupid death pact thing 1377 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:57,741 and not kill ourselves. 1378 01:12:57,774 --> 01:13:00,176 Why would we call off the death pact? 1379 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:03,413 Because you and Jane and, and me and Bwick. 1380 01:13:04,481 --> 01:13:05,882 I like him. 1381 01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:07,951 You like him well enough to call off the death pact? 1382 01:13:07,984 --> 01:13:09,486 Yeah. 1383 01:13:09,519 --> 01:13:12,989 No, no, excuse me. I, uh, I didn't realize he was so special, Lucy. 1384 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:16,560 I don't understand what this is all about. 1385 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:18,294 Wait a minute, are you and Jane not getting along? 1386 01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:19,796 Is, is that what this is? 1387 01:13:19,829 --> 01:13:20,964 (SIGHS) 1388 01:13:21,531 --> 01:13:22,599 What? 1389 01:13:23,467 --> 01:13:24,568 What? 1390 01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:26,536 A fuckin' painter. 1391 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:30,574 You're in love with a fucking painter. 1392 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,376 Bwick Elias. 1393 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,979 (JOE CHUCKLES) 1394 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,948 I mean, it's just too fuckin' perfect. 1395 01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:41,084 I just don't believe it that, that... 1396 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,520 (JOE LAUGHING) 1397 01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:46,089 I mean, that... 1398 01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:48,257 Stupid, 1399 01:13:49,225 --> 01:13:51,327 pseudo-intellectual, you know, like, 1400 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:55,732 counting-crows-headed, "love equals life equals death," 1401 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:59,102 you know, pop bullshit. 1402 01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:05,575 Fuckin'... Fuck! 1403 01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:09,112 If you think that that fucking guy 1404 01:14:09,145 --> 01:14:10,747 is coming into my house... 1405 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,148 Excuse me. 1406 01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:14,417 Excuse me. Your house? 1407 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,919 Oh. Excuse me. 1408 01:14:17,253 --> 01:14:18,755 Your house. Sorry. 1409 01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:23,159 I'm out of here. Whatever. 1410 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,758 (CHILDREN SQUEALING) 1411 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,442 (CLOCK BEEPING) 1412 01:15:46,109 --> 01:15:47,210 Hello, darling. 1413 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:48,978 Hi. Hi. 1414 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:51,280 How are you? 1415 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:54,818 I'm gonna open a grade school for children. 1416 01:15:54,851 --> 01:15:56,820 I'm not gonna go to Harvard. 1417 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,425 Maybe, maybe you'll help me, and maybe you won't, 1418 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:04,728 but this is really... This is what I want to do, 1419 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:06,863 so I hope that you'll support me. 1420 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:09,699 (LAUGHS) 1421 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:14,203 Why do you always do that? 1422 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:17,573 Do what? 1423 01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:20,343 You always chuckle whenever I tell you something that's important to me. 1424 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,211 Oh, honey. That's your perception. 1425 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,380 No, that's not my perception. It's what happens. 1426 01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,515 I tell you something that matters to me, 1427 01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:28,584 that's important and... 1428 01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:37,426 I don't want to wait until one of us dies to get closer. 1429 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,634 So you want to be around kids who want to be adults 1430 01:16:44,668 --> 01:16:46,903 instead of adults who want to be kids, huh? 1431 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:49,338 Yes, exactly. 1432 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:54,711 I hope you know 1433 01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:59,048 how proud of you I am. 1434 01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:05,955 I hope you know how proud I've always been of you. 1435 01:17:11,594 --> 01:17:14,330 And how much I have always loved you. 1436 01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:17,867 Thank you, Daddy. 1437 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,305 I love you, too. Really. 1438 01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:30,346 Okay, listen up. If mopey-boy is painting upside down, 1439 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:33,683 does that mean you have to look at the painting upside down to understand it? 1440 01:17:33,717 --> 01:17:34,884 Yes. No. 1441 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:36,452 (KIDS CLAMORING) 1442 01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:39,455 You guys think about it, and we'll talk about it next time, all right? 1443 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:40,623 Get out of here. 1444 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:43,026 I'll see you guys all next, uh... 1445 01:17:44,928 --> 01:17:47,130 I'll see you... I'll see you soon. 1446 01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:54,503 Hey, what are you hoodlums up to? 1447 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,710 What are you doin'? 1448 01:18:00,744 --> 01:18:03,046 Putting money in the piggy bank. 1449 01:18:03,813 --> 01:18:05,048 Why? 1450 01:18:05,081 --> 01:18:07,250 Earning money for our new school. 1451 01:18:10,053 --> 01:18:11,320 (SIGHS) 1452 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,525 Oh, mope. 1453 01:18:18,762 --> 01:18:22,231 I don't want you to do that. I want you to keep your money. 1454 01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:35,644 You look even more pathetic than usual. 1455 01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:37,847 Hey, stop. Wait. I'm kiddin'. 1456 01:18:48,925 --> 01:18:50,326 Jane again? 1457 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,763 I don't care about that girl. 1458 01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,398 You whine about her all these years. 1459 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:57,666 Now that you got her, you don't want her. 1460 01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,435 What an asshole you turned out to be. 1461 01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:02,471 I've been living with this girl, this friend. 1462 01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:06,910 My best friend. 1463 01:19:09,478 --> 01:19:11,247 I'm proud of you, Joe. 1464 01:19:12,548 --> 01:19:13,682 Why? 1465 01:19:13,716 --> 01:19:15,551 You finally figured out the girl in your heart 1466 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,686 isn't the girl in your dreams. 1467 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:21,024 Some people don't figure it out all their lives. 1468 01:19:21,057 --> 01:19:23,726 What are you, Mr. Fuckin' philosopher all of a sudden? 1469 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:25,228 Is she in love with you? 1470 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,429 (SIGHS) No. 1471 01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:28,297 Not anymore. 1472 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:31,567 I mean, not like that. Not like... Not like anything. 1473 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,002 I ruined it. 1474 01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:35,171 I once had a girl. 1475 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:37,540 I'll never forget the day she told me, 1476 01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:40,343 "I don't love you anymore." 1477 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,711 I never wanted to feel the way my gut felt that day, 1478 01:19:42,745 --> 01:19:44,380 so I never took a chance. 1479 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:47,783 I stopped breathing, for Christ's sake, Joe. That's how much it hurt. 1480 01:19:50,053 --> 01:19:53,722 So you can sit here with me and not breathe the rest of your life, 1481 01:19:53,756 --> 01:19:55,758 or you can give it a try. 1482 01:19:57,994 --> 01:20:00,096 Come on, look. 1483 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:03,099 Paint her a picture, give her some roses. 1484 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,835 Write her a cute little note, and she's yours. 1485 01:20:11,607 --> 01:20:12,675 Thanks, Al. 1486 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:13,843 Piss off. 1487 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,123 Lucy? 1488 01:20:30,393 --> 01:20:31,995 (CHUCKLES) Early Jane. 1489 01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:40,870 (SIGHS) 1490 01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:51,247 LUCY: Bwick Elias. 1491 01:20:51,881 --> 01:20:53,149 He's cute. 1492 01:20:54,050 --> 01:20:57,153 He's sweet. He's talented. 1493 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:01,824 He makes me giggle. 1494 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:04,727 He's rich. 1495 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:09,332 But come on, Lucy. Let's face it, he's a Dick. 1496 01:21:09,365 --> 01:21:11,867 I mean, he's like your old boyfriend Dick. 1497 01:21:14,470 --> 01:21:17,540 He's not like a Joe. He's more like a Dick. 1498 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,245 Joe. 1499 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,550 Why would I bring up Joe right now? 1500 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,087 Joe? 1501 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:35,624 No. Joe's in love with Jane. 1502 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,429 Beautiful, lovely, tall Jane. 1503 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,902 I hate Jane. 1504 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:52,008 I'd like to get her in therapy, fuck her up real good. 1505 01:21:59,815 --> 01:22:00,950 Joe. 1506 01:22:04,988 --> 01:22:06,422 No. 1507 01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:09,158 (YOU DIDN'T KISS ME PLAYING) 1508 01:22:09,192 --> 01:22:11,027 * You didn't kiss me 1509 01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:15,298 * How can I fall asleep? 1510 01:22:15,331 --> 01:22:16,399 Joe? 1511 01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:22,338 You think? 1512 01:22:23,139 --> 01:22:27,043 Bingo. 25 cents, please. 1513 01:22:28,811 --> 01:22:31,714 * I know you're there 1514 01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:34,617 * But don't pick up 1515 01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:37,420 Joe? 1516 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,522 * 'Cause I'll say everything 1517 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:41,024 Joe? 1518 01:22:41,057 --> 01:22:44,893 * I know you don't care 1519 01:22:44,927 --> 01:22:48,031 * You made that clear enough 1520 01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:51,934 * As I was leaving 1521 01:22:54,037 --> 01:22:57,106 * I took your favorite overcoat 1522 01:23:00,043 --> 01:23:03,246 * I just wanted to return it 1523 01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:09,118 * And I know it's late 1524 01:23:10,153 --> 01:23:12,288 * You're probably out 1525 01:23:13,456 --> 01:23:16,759 * That's what you wanted anyway 1526 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:22,498 * I know how you hate it 1527 01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:25,034 * When I get too loud 1528 01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:30,273 * But, John, you know I'm crazy 1529 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:35,611 * I'm wrapped around your favorite overcoat 1530 01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:41,284 * Don't think I can return it 1531 01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:42,985 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1532 01:23:43,452 --> 01:23:46,155 Joe? Joe! 1533 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:47,723 No. Not Joe. 1534 01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:49,325 Hey. Bwick. 1535 01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:52,595 I think you're really neat, but I don't want to see you anymore. 1536 01:23:52,628 --> 01:23:54,063 I'm sorry. 1537 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,667 I wanna show you something. 1538 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:03,306 What do you see in this painting? 1539 01:24:04,307 --> 01:24:07,643 I don't know. Immature. 1540 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:13,282 Paint. Lots of ugly paint. 1541 01:24:13,316 --> 01:24:15,318 It's a beautiful girl, 1542 01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:17,186 and I hope it's me. 1543 01:24:17,853 --> 01:24:19,622 Hey, wait. Lucy. 1544 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:23,659 I... I really like you. 1545 01:24:33,869 --> 01:24:36,172 I like you, too, Bwick, 1546 01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,441 but I'm pretty sure I'm in love with someone else. 1547 01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:41,410 * Hate your laugh, hate your lies 1548 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:44,613 * Hate the chance I took on you 1549 01:24:44,647 --> 01:24:47,716 * Hate the past in your eyes 1550 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,886 * Hate the war you put me through 1551 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:54,790 * Hate myself for believing 1552 01:24:54,823 --> 01:24:58,994 * This could come to anything at all 1553 01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:06,335 * Mmm, mmm 1554 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:11,774 * I'm wrapped around your favorite overcoat 1555 01:25:14,210 --> 01:25:16,111 * Don't think I can return it 1556 01:25:16,145 --> 01:25:17,213 Hi, excuse me. 1557 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:18,447 Hi. How do you do? 1558 01:25:20,048 --> 01:25:22,117 * You didn't kiss me 1559 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:26,355 * How could I fall asleep? 1560 01:25:26,389 --> 01:25:29,925 * You didn't wish me very well 1561 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,760 * To say the least 1562 01:25:32,761 --> 01:25:34,497 * Do you miss me? 1563 01:25:34,530 --> 01:25:38,634 * If you said so, should I believe you? 1564 01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:42,171 * You didn't kiss me 1565 01:25:42,205 --> 01:25:45,274 * How could I fall asleep? 1566 01:25:45,308 --> 01:25:48,911 * You didn't wish me very well 1567 01:25:48,944 --> 01:25:50,779 * To say the least 1568 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,216 * Do you miss me? 1569 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:57,720 * If you said so, should I believe you? 1570 01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:00,556 * You didn't kiss me 1571 01:26:03,526 --> 01:26:04,793 Joe! 1572 01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:08,964 Joe! 1573 01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:11,099 (PANTING) 1574 01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:15,971 We should go jump out there, because if we jump here 1575 01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:18,307 there's a chance that the highway might break our fall. 1576 01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:22,478 Out there it's just a straight shot right down into the icy-cold water. 1577 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:24,847 I thought you were gonna break my fall. 1578 01:26:31,554 --> 01:26:33,656 What happened to old Bwicky? 1579 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:39,695 I wasn't interested. 1580 01:26:45,434 --> 01:26:46,869 Where's Jane? 1581 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:50,273 I don't know. 1582 01:27:04,287 --> 01:27:05,854 I'm scared, Joe. 1583 01:27:07,690 --> 01:27:08,924 Me, too. 1584 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:18,100 What are you scared about? 1585 01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:20,536 What are you scared about? 1586 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:22,170 I asked you first. 1587 01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:27,142 Are you scared 'cause you're in love with me? 1588 01:27:29,612 --> 01:27:32,515 Are you scared because you're in love with me? 1589 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:35,651 I asked you first. 1590 01:28:08,684 --> 01:28:10,986 Hey. Hey. Wait a minute. 1591 01:28:11,019 --> 01:28:13,221 Don't even try that hug test on me. I'm serious. 1592 01:28:13,255 --> 01:28:16,191 I mean... No. no. If you don't know after that kiss... 1593 01:28:24,367 --> 01:28:25,501 LUCY: Joe? 1594 01:28:25,534 --> 01:28:26,635 JOE: Yeah? 1595 01:28:26,669 --> 01:28:28,637 Doesn't this feel a little incestuous? 1596 01:28:28,671 --> 01:28:29,872 I know. Isn't it great? 1597 01:28:29,905 --> 01:28:31,239 It reminds me of when I was six 1598 01:28:31,273 --> 01:28:33,275 and I would play seven minutes in heaven with my little cousins. 1599 01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:35,310 (LAUGHING) That's gross. 1600 01:28:36,178 --> 01:28:37,212 Lucy? 1601 01:28:37,245 --> 01:28:39,081 Yes. 1602 01:28:39,114 --> 01:28:42,150 If I'd have fallen, would you have caught me? 1603 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:44,052 Hmm... I would have tried. 1604 01:28:44,086 --> 01:28:45,220 Lucy! 1605 01:28:45,253 --> 01:28:47,490 But who knows my physical capabilities? 1606 01:28:47,523 --> 01:28:49,625 Straddling a bridge, gravity... 1607 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:52,695 Trying to think. Uh, two plus two plus one... 1608 01:28:52,728 --> 01:28:55,063 (JOE SIGHS) Lucy? Listen, Lucy... ...minus a man who... 1609 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,666 ...if you can free yourself from your brain for two seconds 1610 01:28:57,700 --> 01:29:00,168 and allow me off of your couch... Mmm-hmm? 1611 01:29:00,202 --> 01:29:02,505 ...I will take your crazy spit test. 1612 01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:03,606 Really? 1613 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:06,809 I love you so much, Lucy. 1614 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,411 I love you, too, Joe. 1615 01:29:17,052 --> 01:29:19,855 * Says I need direction 1616 01:29:19,888 --> 01:29:22,124 * I head for the door 1617 01:29:22,157 --> 01:29:26,194 * I take apart his hourglass and fill it up with candy 1618 01:29:26,228 --> 01:29:30,633 * I don't mind suggestions Don't give me any more 1619 01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:32,034 * Don't get twisted 1620 01:29:32,067 --> 01:29:34,202 * You don't like it You don't buy it 1621 01:29:34,236 --> 01:29:36,171 CHORUS: * I'm a bad 1622 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:38,474 * I'm a bad loser 1623 01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:40,476 * I'm a bad 1624 01:29:40,509 --> 01:29:42,745 * I'm a bad loser 1625 01:29:42,778 --> 01:29:44,880 * I'm a bad 1626 01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:47,149 * I'm a bad loser 1627 01:29:47,182 --> 01:29:48,851 * What have I got What have I got 1628 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:51,253 * What have I What have I got to lose? 1629 01:29:51,286 --> 01:29:53,522 * I'm a bad 1630 01:29:53,556 --> 01:29:55,691 * I'm a bad loser 1631 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,926 * I'm a bad 1632 01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:00,162 * I'm a bad loser 1633 01:30:00,195 --> 01:30:02,230 * I'm a bad 1634 01:30:02,264 --> 01:30:04,500 * I'm a bad loser 1635 01:30:04,533 --> 01:30:06,201 * What have I got What have I got 1636 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:08,671 * What have I What have I got to lose? 1637 01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:10,539 * What have I got What have I got 1638 01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:12,675 * What have I What have I got to lose? 1639 01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:32,795 * What would it take to find the shape to cure me? 1640 01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:36,298 * Who do I pay to sell this celluloid rosary? 1641 01:30:36,331 --> 01:30:41,436 * They're right when they say the lions got the best of me 1642 01:30:41,470 --> 01:30:44,573 * I jump from chair to chair 1643 01:30:44,607 --> 01:30:47,543 * But is anybody satisfied? 1644 01:30:48,376 --> 01:30:50,178 * Not me 1645 01:30:56,084 --> 01:30:58,386 (LOUSY LULLABY PLAYING) 1646 01:31:04,827 --> 01:31:09,364 * You know he dreams about tornadoes 1647 01:31:09,397 --> 01:31:12,868 * Tumbleweeds and hurricanes 1648 01:31:19,007 --> 01:31:23,512 * I could blame it on his halos 1649 01:31:23,546 --> 01:31:26,915 * Always gettin' in the way 1650 01:31:26,949 --> 01:31:29,818 * If I'd known his wings were crooked 1651 01:31:29,852 --> 01:31:33,055 * I'd have pressed them into shape 1652 01:31:35,090 --> 01:31:39,728 * I hopped a Greyhound, left his hometown 1653 01:31:39,762 --> 01:31:45,500 * Population: 1,726 and change 1654 01:31:49,572 --> 01:31:53,942 * Sixty bucks, a broken suitcase 1655 01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:57,913 * His bad luck was my lucky day 1656 01:32:01,316 --> 01:32:05,053 * I kinda thought we had a mess of time *